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1. alexandra burke to grow/buy/weave on a fringe.
quicksticks.
before her hairline reaches the nape of her neck.
2. trying to find this following item is as hard as trying to track down where robert pattinson is hiding from his crazy freakish fans. i am not one of them. ahem *cough cough* ANYWAY...
3. call it what you will: primarni/p-boutique/primes/primarche/prida, we have all bought something/ basket loads of primark stuff. we've trundled round, flooring fellow shoppers along the way, trying to find the last size 8 in the dress that EVERYONE has, only to be confronted with a beat up size 16 with a broken zip (but you take it anyway cos its only 30p). i like the garms, i really like the shoes although they have a taken a dip in goodness recently as they seem to think £2.99 plastic fluorescent green, toe separating, multi strapped sandals are acceptable. AND deem it ok to charge 15 quid for a pair of gladiator sandals. anything more than a fiver is a bump. however, primarni jewellery is a no no for me. i'm peeved at buying a set of bangles, half of which are averagely ok, the other half shedding the gold covering onto my arm only to be left with what now looks green...toxic almost. so i'm branching out. i'm going top of the market. top of the bangle chain to this...
its 400 smackers mind, so realistically i ain't purchasing it because i've got rent to pay and beer to buy. but you catch my drift? i want to start learning to invest in nice fings, rather than looking at my bleak bank balance at the end of the month and having nothing to show for it but a shrunken bobbly floral dress and a de-sequinned pair of hotpants that now, after one wash, resembles a thong.
4. last but not least.
not least AT ALL.
the abolishment of people wearing those ridiculous clear glasses. your eyesight is crystal clear. don't lie.
it is unnecessary. and really really annoying. and the joke of it is, is that the even more irritating twats are wearing them...WITHOUT LENSES! are you joking me?! its incomprehensible to me as to why they would want to partake in this pathetic 'trend' in the first place but then to my amazement, they think it's cool. to look budget and broke.
YOU ARE JUST WEARING AN EMPTY FRAME YOU DICK.
it's just calling out for a double jook up in the eyes isn't it?
Oh my god i HATE it when people wear geek glasses and they dont even need glasses! Especially girls, its worse on girls. They just end up looking like idiots.
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