shock a bloc

now, i've never been into brawn. ever. and i've also never been into the greasy-slick rick-kebab shop working-slime ball type either.

so while i'm still in the middle of picking my bottom jaw up from the floor, mouth wide open in amazement about how hot megan fox looks in the new armani ads, it's a whole other level of 'wow' after seeing cristiano 'do you want chilli, garlic, mayonaise with your chips?' ronaldo this morning in his kegs.

no word of a lie, i actually nearly threw up into my bowl of weetabix seeing the RIDICULOUS adverts...the preened eyebrows? the danny suko hair? the horrific waistcoat and jeans ensemble making him look like an extra out of an old new kids on the block video?



i'll pass thanks. give me the fox any day of the week.